The Dark Blade

This will not end well.

"This Wii peripheral is the first of its kind to be fashioned after an
authentic bowling ball, turning your wii-mote into the optimum
performance-enhancing accessory! To operate simply ...plug the three
holes with your fingers, as you would a bowling ball. Lastly, make sure
to wear the wrist strap securely around your wrist, this will prevent
the ball from accidently flying out of your hand...Even though holding
and bowling the ball is so like-like[sic] to the actual sport, never, ever release the ball!!"